How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
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I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
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