Three words: puerto rican gang bang
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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