Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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