More tranny stories later!
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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