i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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