At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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