i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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