brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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