so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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