We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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