Jerry, you need to find god
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You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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