he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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