I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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