I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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