Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
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