girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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