you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
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I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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