Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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