this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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