16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
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