Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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