went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
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I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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