found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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