do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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