My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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