when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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