would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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