I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
3pm strippers are depressing
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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