apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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