I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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