I think my vagina is haunted
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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