let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize