What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I can't turn off my feet"
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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