i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
