I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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