That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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