Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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