Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
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and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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