i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
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It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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