How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
