I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
