i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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