I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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