She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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