I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Couch. On fire.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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