i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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