Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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