i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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