I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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