Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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