this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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