why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
whose ass print is on the piano?
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Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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