Joe is yelling at the trees again.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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