I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
bring money and cleavage
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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