We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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