This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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