yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
