return my video game
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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