I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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